Confucious wuz here

He starts almost all sentences with "Confucious say..." it was awesome. Here are some of the jewels of wisdom he offered:

man who stand on toilet... is high on pot
man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
time flies like a bird... fruit flies like bananas


That's all I can remember for now.

Hydrophile

Water.

Cleanser. Life-giver. Cycle.

Perfect to drink.

The Fiesty Worm

Some people are unexpectedly outrageous. I call it the fiesty worm. Don't be those people. You might get it from the name-calling police.

I am Herculolz

And yet I don't trust myself to walk that street. I go the long way. May my precautions save my soul.

Do you wanna?

Every time I get into a weird situation I like it even more than the last. I've found myself reaching further everyday, trying to grasp the unimagined; the bizarre. In life's many adventures I've witnessed enough to make a book and thought to myself that the stories should be written down. Blogging has always struck me as a weird idea, but for once I'm okay with that and indeed I turn to it now to create my own weird blog. ...It's not the drugs... it's the chimeras. I'm halfway between whether I should write things I hold true OR write in the realm of fiction. But I needn't decide; I'll just write and let you draw your own conclusions... or never even conclude anything at all. it's what you would do anyway.