He starts almost all sentences with "Confucious say..." it was awesome. Here are some of the jewels of wisdom he offered:
man who stand on toilet... is high on pot
man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
time flies like a bird... fruit flies like bananas
That's all I can remember for now.
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You brought my lulz-meter up a quarter tank. Maybe that's backwards.
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