It's a Nick-Nack Paddywack

*from somewhere toward the back of the room*
"your mom's a nick-nack!"

I'll ignore that.

Last entry was a farce, none of it actually happened.

But it was fun to imagine.

(that was probably obvious.)

A lot less painful to the jaw and toothbones.

This blog won "most forgettable blog of the year" from Lord Halstingdingtingworth.

Ah, no it didn't... there are millions of readerless blogs across the interwebs.

I won't cry as long as my parents aren't readers...