There are a lot of things you can do with your master toe if you put your mind to it. I once wrote an entire twitter update typing with my master toe.
Here's some other things you can do:
Stop a car, turn on a flashlight, buy insurance, point at Asian people, murder a bug, kick a ball, spread some peanut butter, turn off the lights, open a door, touch your other master toe (very difficult), keep rhythm, skateboard, support your entire body weight (using both, and with practice), and write sweet nothings in the sand.
Let's show some love for the master toe. By the lack of power vested in me by no authority of anything, I hereby declare today (or whenever you read this) National Master Toe Day. I'm being completely ridiculous.
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