Dear life, I hate you

..... I'm never going to be loved like I once was... I know it's perfectly hopeless... absolutely bleak.... A washed-up loser like me will never get another chance with a girl like the one I knew before. They don't even exist anymore, and anyway I've become an unlovable cretin... This life just sucks! Whoever said it was better to have loved and lost than to love at all was a lying bastard!